the most GANDA EVER post of the YEAR

Again, another blog contest for the upcoming birthday of GandaEversoMuch.com. This time is a simple blog writing contest on the reader's most favorite GESM post.

Now, I am having a hard time choosing which of these hard hitting and funny posts is my ULTIMATE favorite. Before I discuss on the ULTIMATE GESM post favorite, let me share to you my choices.

GIVE KRIS AQUINO A BREAK

First things first, isang reminder sa mga nanlalait kay Kris Aquino:  Bago nyo linisin ang dumi sa mukha ng kapwa nyo, look yourself in the mirror at pansinin mong nanggigitata din sa dumi ang mukha mo.

Tao lang si Kris.  Hindi sya perfect just like you and me.  Ang kaibahan lang natin sa kanya – mas sikat sya at mas maraming commercials.  For all her faults at kaengengan, para sa akin, Kris ranks very high for me, vis-a-vis sa ibang artista na kung umasta eh parang santo pero nasa loob naman ang kulo.  I will have Kris Aquino, anytime, all the time.

This ranting took place just right after media made it official that Kris' brother is the newly elected president. Kris Aquino haters were hyping about her statement of leaving the country if she will become a burden to brother Noy, which was totally misunderstood by the hypocrites. Reading this was such a relief from all the negative press releases that Kris got that time. Yes, she may have her numerous tactless moments but hey nobody is perfect.

TIPS SA TALUNANG KANDIDATO

Now here's an election related post that is pretty useful, humorful and rumorful that I also liked. This post came out when it was pretty clear who won for the May, 2010 elections. Tips that are humorously helpful to some and a slap on the face to many. Again, Orman displayed a straight on your face truths and makes you remember that REALITY really BITES. Few of my favorites tips are as follows:

Huwag kang kampante kahit nangunguna ka sa survey. Pagsikapan mo na marami kang makakadaupang-palad.  Kung kakayaning mag-house to house, gawin mo.  Magparamdam ka sa mga tao.  Hindi pwedeng nagiinarte ka sa kampanya.  Hindi ka rin pwedeng feeling hari or reyna na pinipili lang ang gustong kausapin.  Araw-araw mong alamin ang pulso ng tao para hindi ka lalabas na nagulat sa resulta ng halalan.

Hindi napepeke ang sincerity. Kahit anong television ad pa ang gawin mo, mararamdaman ng tao kung tutuo nga ang mga pangako mo.  Bago pa man ang kampanya dapat naayos mo na ang dapat ayusin sa nakaraan mo.  Kung may mga pagkakamali ka dati at ito’y ibinuyangyang sa kampanya, umamin ka na agad and move on.

Piliin mo ang mga mag-eendorso sayo. Huwag na huwag kang pipili ngmayabang na itago natin sa pangalang Willie Revillame.  Enough said.

Malaki ang nagagawa ng pera pero hindi ito ang tanging paraan. Go ask Manny Villar.

WHAT WOMEN WANT, TIPS PARA SA MGA BABAENG MAY SYOTA, MAY SYOTA KA NGA EH HAPI KA BA?

Only three of the many posts of GESM that women can easily relate to. It is very obvious that the owner of GESM is a woman trapped in a chubby male body so I was expecting posts like these from him. Again, another slap on the face for the hard hitting realities that we often take for granted were presented on these features. A usual run down of  out of the box tips, tearjerker real life experiences and easy to read side comments make these post more interesting. What made me appreciate these posts more is the fact that they became a get together conversation topic among NETIZEN friends and most will agree that indeed they can relate to the things they read and are reading. Girls most especially found a KAKAMPI when it comes to dealing with relationships from Orman's posts. He may not be aware of it, but in a way he brought the message that girls with problematic love life is not all alone. Na hindi sila nag-iisa. What one is whining about are also the others rants.

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   Don’t ever mention your ex-girlfriends. Huwag mag-compare.  Ibaon na sa limot ang dumaang babae sa buhay mo!

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   Kapag magkasama kayo, give her your undivided attention. Turn off yourcell phone.  Don’t discuss your work with her and instead focus on spending quality time with her.

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   Kahit saan ka man naroroon, let her know where you are. Either tawagan mo sya or magpadala ka text message.  At least di na sya magaalala.

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WHAT WOMEN WANT

Easy lang sa pagti-text sa BF mo. Kung inaakala mong okay yung halos minu-minuto ka nang nagti-text sa kanya then I am telling you now to stop “harassing” him with your constant text messages.   Alam ko na gusto mong maging parte ng buhay nya pero huwag naman na pati sa mga oras na di kayo nagkikita eh gusto mo pang pakialaman.  Heto na lang para mas maintindihan mo ang buhay ng mga lalake – ganito ang usual na cycle ng buhay nila:  Gigising sa umaga.  Eebak.  Maliligo.  Papasok sa skul/trabaho.  Kakain.  Balik skul/trabaho.  Tatagay.  Uuwi.  Matutulog.  Uulitin ang buong cycle.  Ayan sige text mo sya habang umeebak sya, aber, kung sweet pa rin ang dating mo.

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TIPS PARA SA MGA BABAENG MAY SYOTA

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   Madaling mairita. Kung dati eh uber-uber ang pasensya para sa isa’t isa, ngayon konting kibot lang eh iritado na agad sila.  Lahat may meaning na.  Yungmeaning eh negative pa.  At lahat ng ginagawa ng syota pinupuna na.

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   Mas accommodating sa ibang tao. Pansinin nyo — kapag ibang tao ang humiling, very accommodating sila pero kapag syota na nila ang naglalambing, pabagsak na agad ang boses and nakakunot na ang noo at nagpapang-abot ang mga kilay.

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MAY SYOTA KA NGA EH HAPI KA BA?

Those are only few of my favorite statements from GANDA EVER SO MUCH's posts. Have I mentioned which is my ULTIMATE favorite post is? Up to now I am still having a hard time choosing. Well I guess those mentioned will do for now maybe the ultimate is still unwritten.


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